Post by Captain John Hart on Jun 18, 2011 18:28:42 GMT -5
Name: Captain John Hart.
Gender: Male... and I'll prove it, if you'd like.
Age: **** off!
Homeworld: Earth, 51st century.
Abilities: I am an artist with innuendos and the double-entendre... not that you'll notice very much, as this site has the delusion that certain behaviour is inappropriate. Just like you won't find out half the other things I'm very very good at, either.
I can lie so convincingly that nobody can tell the difference between the lie and the truth... unfortunately, that just makes them assume I'm always lying. I am also an excellent thief, if it's valuable I can steal it.
Personality: I do what I want, when I want, how I want, and gods help anyone who gets in my way. I have been called the most self-centred egostisical son-of-a-***** in the entire universe by no less than twenty different people... including my own father.
What? You bleeped that? That was my toned-down version!
All I really care about is myself, and what I want to do and have. I have absolutely no qualms about killing and torturing sentient beings... although I'm significantly less likely to torure an animal... in fact, I might torture YOU if you try to do so.
History: Now why would I tell you who I was before the Time Agency? That's just begging for the very large number of people I've offended in my lifetime to hunt down my past-self and make me cease to exist. I saw the Terminator!
And as for what I did as an Agent, well that's classified, and they can do terrible things to me if they even imagine I talked.
I was recruited to the Agency when I was seventeen. Why is my own business. I met Jack a few years later, and it was hate at first sight... for him, anyway. I managed to bring him round to my way of thinking eventually, and whatever else he tells you, he loved it.
Short version, I've been stalking him ever since.
Gender: Male... and I'll prove it, if you'd like.
Age: **** off!
Homeworld: Earth, 51st century.
Abilities: I am an artist with innuendos and the double-entendre... not that you'll notice very much, as this site has the delusion that certain behaviour is inappropriate. Just like you won't find out half the other things I'm very very good at, either.
I can lie so convincingly that nobody can tell the difference between the lie and the truth... unfortunately, that just makes them assume I'm always lying. I am also an excellent thief, if it's valuable I can steal it.
Personality: I do what I want, when I want, how I want, and gods help anyone who gets in my way. I have been called the most self-centred egostisical son-of-a-***** in the entire universe by no less than twenty different people... including my own father.
What? You bleeped that? That was my toned-down version!
All I really care about is myself, and what I want to do and have. I have absolutely no qualms about killing and torturing sentient beings... although I'm significantly less likely to torure an animal... in fact, I might torture YOU if you try to do so.
History: Now why would I tell you who I was before the Time Agency? That's just begging for the very large number of people I've offended in my lifetime to hunt down my past-self and make me cease to exist. I saw the Terminator!
And as for what I did as an Agent, well that's classified, and they can do terrible things to me if they even imagine I talked.
I was recruited to the Agency when I was seventeen. Why is my own business. I met Jack a few years later, and it was hate at first sight... for him, anyway. I managed to bring him round to my way of thinking eventually, and whatever else he tells you, he loved it.
Short version, I've been stalking him ever since.
